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R ené the randy restaurateur is at it again. Not content with playing Yvette, Madame Edith and the women of the French Resistance off against each other, he has gone chasing after the mysterious Fallen Madonna with the Big boobies.
’Allo ’Allo is a licensed platforming version of the popular BBC TV series and features all the characters associated with the programme. You have to guide the cowardly René around a series of different locations including the café and colonel’s chateau – collecting bonuses, stunning baddies and trying to swap all the real Fallen Madonna paintings with the fake ones concealed in knockwurst sausages.

Hugely reminiscent of previous Alternative platformers like Sooty and Sweep, ’Allo ’Allo makes up for its lack of sophistication with plenty of knockabout gags, sack loads of innuendo and some surprisingly slick joystick controls. René zips around the levels like a hyperactive whirling dervish, collecting bottles of wine to boost his flagging courage and coins to bribe petty officials. However, it is a bit much asking £25 for this and the two-player mode on this game is the biggest joke here.
Rob Mead